Things not to do while drunk

i like teh list.

Bored drunkenness is a surefire way to inspire bloggery. All of the things on this list are events I've actually witnessed or personally done.

Let's have story time:

Things not to do while drunk:

1. Shave or cut your hair (. . . the infamous timmy pics. yeah. . .)
2. Shave or cut someone else's hair.
3. Modify your hard drive partitioning layout
4. Make jokes about ex to current
5. Try to fix plumbing
6. Fry anything
7. Consider rubbing alcohol as a suitable alternative after the Bacardi runs dry.