The Geezer
We stopped at Canadian McDonalds (which, by the way, is infinitely better than Detroit "Mack-Donnle's"). Leaving, we saw this guy walking down the street, bent at about a 100 degree angle at the waist, crossing a busy street.
This guy probably should not have been out on his own. Somebody at the nursing home is prolly gonna lose their job over this. If you laugh at this sh*t, we'll prolly see each other in hell later. . . cuz we cackled like. . . . professional cacklers(??). Whatever. Look.
.....5 minutes later....
Oh we laughed our immature asses 100% completely off!
Angry Asian Man
Traffic is mad thick on the 402. It's backed up and we're moving like 5 mph. All at once, we look over and see this little man muggin the SH*T out of us!!
He was lookin at us mean as HELL! we cracked up so hard at this fool. We passed each other like 4 times, and every time, his face reflected more anger. I couldn't get a pic of the mean face, but please try to imagine...
Indian Dancing Machine
There was a man on Yonge Street playing the drums. And this Indian fellow was giggin like there was no tomorrow. Had to get video.
"n*gga do u know how LONG a mile is here???"
"ay! There go Kadeem Hardison!....oh nvm, he white"
"man that b*tch lyin. she can't cook...look how skinny she is!"
"ay man if customs tell u to pull over, tell em we can't cuz we kinda in a hurry"
And we saw a guy on a unicycle too.
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