ATTENTION: MILFS, COUGARS, AND SUGAR MAMAS

So I was raking the leaves today and got a lil warm, so I took off my hoodie. Mind you, I've been working out lately so yeah...I'm kinda hot. This old lady drove by and blew the horn at me. I didn't know if she was just doing it to say "What a nice young man, raking leaves." or "YEEEEEAAAH BABY! WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED, COME RAKE THE SHIT OUTTA MY LAWN TOO ;-)" Either way, it made me wanna repost my sugar mama ad on Craigslist. Unfortunately, my ad falls under "Erotic Services," and there's now a charge for posting erotic ads...so I just put it under "Household Services."

Win = Me.


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Helloooooooooo (rich and/or rich & old) Ladies,

Are you lonely?

Need someone to listen?

Would you like to pay my rent and tuition?

If the answer to at least the last of these three questions is yes, then I'm your guy! I'm 26 years old (but can look as young as 17 if you want me to shave). I have a great sense of humor, cute (I've been compared to the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee), and don't have any kids. If you prefer a guy with a baby, I have a 2 year old nephew who I can pretend is my son (he's adorable).

I'll come by, watch The Price is Right with you, go play your numbers, give you your insulin shot, do some laundry, read the newspaper, go to lunch, whatever. Let's have fun! No sex though...unless...well......how old are you? Nevermind...no sex. We can talk about sex though. Like how much sex we WOULD have if you were younger though, or about how GREAT I am at it...ya know...with YOUNGER, HOTTER women (I'm a stallion in the sack - you won't be disappointed with my stories).

So if you're open-minded, in need of attention, and wealthy, give me a holler - I'm free all day (just got laid off).

Looking forward to meeting you hot mamas!...(no pun intended)....(ok yes it was).

I'm serious, by the way.

The answer is YES!